Ive been really bored recently at work, aye. One of the things Ive been doing alot of is comparing people to songs (or at least certain lyrics) that remind me of them.

Myself: FIGJAM by Butterfingers
("Fuck I'm good, just ask me")

Bort son: Lazy by David Byrne (feat X-Press 2)
("Iiiiiiiiii'm wicked and I'm laaaaaaaazy...
dooooooont you wanna saaaaaave me?")

Karinator: Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Cause shes always drunk. ALWAYS. Even when shes asleep

Kittz0r: Sun Burn by Muse
("She burns like the sun; but I cant look away
She'll burn our horizons, make no mistake")

Marnaaay: A Red Hot Chili Peppers song. Havent decided yet.

Micheal: Im an Asshole by Dennis Leary
("I drive really slow, in the ultrafast lane
while people behind me are going insane
Im an asshole! what an asshole! Im an asshole!")

Sabstar: The Ning Nang Nong
("In the ning nang nong the cows go bong and the monkeys all say boo!
In the nong nang ning the trees go ping and the teapots jibber jabber joo
In the nong ning nang all the mice go clang but you just cant catch em when they do!")

Wob son: In the Presence of My Enemies by Machinehead
("SMASH FACE TO CONCRETE!")
Wob aint half as angry as Machinehead, unles hes playing Warcraft

I forgot half of them